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NightSRok's Thoughts: Horny cats and Valentine's Day

NightSRok's Thoughts: Horny cats and Valentine's Day: "Funny cartoon I found. No offense but cats are horny bastards. Forget all you think of bunnies humping and over populating the universe...."

Horny cats and Valentine's Day

Funny cartoon I found.

No offense but cats are horny bastards. Forget all you think of bunnies humping and over populating the universe. Bunnies may be the ones having more sex but cats, female cats to be exact, have the biggest desire ever! Why? You are asking why? It is simple. Have you heard that mating call they do? They scream, "I'm ready sugar kitteh daddy, bring it on!" or just simple, "Single, skinny and ready to party." 

(Skittles does the mating call)

And there she goes again. People say that humans on their periods, obviously referring to females since SADLY males don't have this feature in their system, tend to have a tendency of wanting, desiring the act of sex. Let me tell you something. Right now, I'm on my days and Skittles too. While she is dancing around with her tail, screaming her lungs out by the window and calling all the boys to the yard...or girls...she could be gay...now days everybody is gay...soon it will be rare people coming out of the closet saying that they're straight...anyway, while she does her thing, I'm not raising my butt or screaming that I'm ready. On the contrary, I'm saying, "Stay the (beep) away. I'm angry, bloated, in pain, emotional, you don't understand, etc."

(5 minutes later)

-"Honey, can you bring me some water? And sit near me."

>"You said to stay away"

-"Nah, I wasn't thinking. Here, let me give hug you."

(10 mins later)

-"GET AWAY! Can't you understand that I'm in pain? (beep)!"

See? Well, to be honest I don't act like that. I do get my evil pains and I tend to be moody but instead of making my partner suffer over the angry mood, I complain over the internet. More relaxing. I do ask my partner to give massages in my back and bring me juice. I tend to sleep more when I'm on my days since I can barely move the first part of the period week plus my mood behaviors go more from crying randomly over a cute puppy video to very happy over dessert. Well, I'm always happy about dessert.

(Stop typing. Heard a noise)

The platonic love of my cat tried to open the door. I already told my cat that she will be getting her groove on with the vet. I guess, she won't understand until that day. The cat who tried to open the door is very orange and his eyes freak me out. He has red eyes as in he looks like he was smoking a lot of cat nip. 

Changing the subject a bit. Valentine's Day was last Monday. It seems like a lot of people suffered and complained trying to buy something for their lovers except my partner. Instead, he was, I think, like worshipped at his work. And this is not the first time it happens. You see, I'm totally a very simple girl. I give a lot and don't expect much in return. All I ask in a love partner is honesty, loyalty, communication and of course, not messing with my OCD, unless it is to help me. xD  I don't have perfect teeth, neither hair, not giant boobs ( =( ), I don't wear heels all the time, I have an annoying cat who steals chairs, I wear very little makeup, etc. I could give many reasons of why I'm not perfect but still, people give these reasons explaining the, "You are damn lucky!" phrase:

-I cook*

-I bake*

-I clean*

-I organize*

-I do laundry*

-I take care of the cat*

-I watch any kind of movie genre

-I listen to any music genre

-I read any literature genre(novels, manga, short stories)

-I play video games

-I play WOW(Yeah, for some reason people get surprise when a male wow player has a girlfriend that not only supports the "not having a life outside of the computer" but also, participates in it.)

-I cosplay

* =You could say I'm the perfect house wife.

And the reason of why he had the perfect girlfriend this Valentine's Day was because I since I knew he wanted to give me something, I only said to him that he could pay half as a Valentine's Day present of a new wallet I wanted to buy since the one I had broke. Yeah, that. No chocolates, no flowers, no teddy bears, etc. Just half of a wallet which is from Hello Kitty and IT IS THE CUTEST THING YOU EVER SEEN. xD Besides, I think it is more special to give flowers, chocolate and teddy bears on a random day than on a day where you are expected to give something and hopefully, get something in return.

Best gifts this Valentine's was the wallet that was a gift from my partner and me, a box of Moncherie chocolates from my mom and 5 bags of Kotex. That is love!

--End of Blog 5--

Something I wrote two ore three weeks ago and forgot to post XD

Here's another exciting update of things around me. Today is one of those days where I avoid people because I like to have a personal space every now and then like most people should. But what I mean with avoiding, means in person, like I don't mind texting, but if a big group of people attacks me then I won't be like in a good mood to talk for some reason. I'm editing a video of a car crash in Hato Rey that happend yesterday. Sadly, no internet yet that works in this area. So, I'm writing this in advanced before posting it on the web. It was funny, just a few minutes ago seeing a guard walking around making sure that no high school kids were in this area where I'm at. Apparently, they are suppose to be in class. Like most people should. Like I should if I had class. 

Yesterday, I finally saw the movie Black Swan at Fine Arts Cafe in Hato Rey. No offense but the prices are more expensive than the last time I went there. Not the ticket, the food! So, didn't buy cake but had my happy movie popcorn at least. The movie starts with a piece of ballet of the Swam Lake which the original song/score is from Tchaikovsky. The movie portrays Natalie Portman as this ballerina who is very dedicated to her job, to the extreme as in everything has to be perfect. She is given the part of the Swam Queen for the show, which has to do the white part and the black part. White representing innocence, pure and black representing lust, sexy. You get the idea, complete opposites. She fills the role of the white swam perfectly, but the other part, she doesn't seem to embrace it. Competition comes to her life and that is when total chaos begins. This movie is going to blow your mind!!! And it also shows how hard ballet is. Basketball is a piece of cake comparing to this. To me, it should win an oscar. The director of this movie is known for other great movies like The Fountain, Requiem Of A Dream, Pi, etc. And I highly recommend them also. Hot HUGH JACKMAN IS IN THE FOUNTAIN! Yeah, that hot Wolverine dude. XD. Anyway, for some reason, after watching the movie, I wanted to put makeup on my face. The makeup for the black swam looked so sexy! I think that was the point since we humans seem to fall for the dark side because they have cookies and cupcakes. XD

I shall finish this one here since I have class in 25 minutes and I want to eat something, go to the bathroom and run away from the area before some guys dancing near me end up destroying my computer.

P.S.The link of the car crash thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOASjRJhBEc

--End of Blog 4--